A good joke.....

Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. The thief tiptoed through the living room, but froze in his tracks when he heard a voice call out, "Jesus is watching you."
Then silence returned to the house, and, after waiting several minutes, the burglar crept forward once more. "Jesus is watching you," the voice called again.
Paralyzed with fear, the burglar stopped dead again, and looked all around. IN a dark corner, he spotted a bird cage. In the cage was a parrot. He asked the parrot, "Was that you who said Jesus is watching me?"
"Yes," said the parrot. The burglar breathed a sigh of relief, then asked the parrot, "What's your name?" "Dwayne," said the bird. "That's a dumb name for a parrot," sneered the burglar. "What idiot named you Dwayne?"
The parrot said, "The same idiot who named the rottweiler Jesus."
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